Finally revealing the GET FANGED cover along with some exciting updates! Amber and Consuela will be back shortly with some surprise twists.

In Get Fanged, journalist Amber Hurley is accompanying the infamous vampire punk artist Consuela Manuel as she travels across the country...

And, if you couldn't tell by my name, that is a good thing.

Amber and Consuela embark on Consuela's first concert tour in 40 years. Amber wonders if her insurance covers vampiric workplace injuries.

I'm delaying the first chapter of "Get Fanged" until tomorrow. Why? There are many reasons. None of them are good.

Okay, I didn't quit, but I get to write a bunch of stories about all the gay buff women I want while making no money. Who's the winner now?